I do what I want, when I want

iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

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iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

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trying-for-tiny:

fleshscars:

I thought I’d make a disclaimer that everyone is free to reblog. I wanted one that would be neat and not so hard on the eyes with large, intense font or watermarks.

Let Tumblr staff and others know that your blog is not a threatening or dangerous environment that encourages/condones mental illnesses, self-harm or anything of the sort.

i reblog this every couple of hours so its always on my page

(via secrets-written-in-my-skin)

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trying-for-tiny:

fleshscars:

I thought I’d make a disclaimer that everyone is free to reblog. I wanted one that would be neat and not so hard on the eyes with large, intense font or watermarks.

Let Tumblr staff and others know that your blog is not a threatening or dangerous environment that encourages/condones mental illnesses, self-harm or anything of the sort.

i reblog this every couple of hours so its always on my page

(via secrets-written-in-my-skin)

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

(via facing-death)

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bloodygreenie:

The Scorch Trials - September 18, 2015

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bloodygreenie:

The Scorch Trials - September 18, 2015

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Spencer Reid + Text Posts (Requested by multiple anons)

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Spencer Reid + Text Posts (Requested by multiple anons)

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mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

(via eugeniac)

sketchlock:

fuckyeahchandlerbing:

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

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Excuse you

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So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

Not just the men.

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Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

we all need this on our blogs

This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.

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Thank you. 

(via stability)

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sketchlock:

fuckyeahchandlerbing:

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

image

Excuse you

image

image

image

So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

Not just the men.

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

we all need this on our blogs

This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.

image

Thank you. 

(via stability)

karisash:

punk edit on We Heart It.

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

(via stability)

puta-del-infierno:

the-original-dtwps:

fajazo:

areyouwritingthisalldown:

untanglingunraveling:

sweetflattery:

ckings:

this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha

amazing

this i think is one of the main reasons i don’t see myself ever settling down long term with a dude

you have to deal with their weird perpetual child bullshit that everyone seems to just accept???

like there always seem to be magazine features or scenes on tv shows of wives complaining about all the dumb shit their husbands do, and the workarounds they’ve come up with

i don’t want to complain about my life partner like that

i don’t want to have to come up with workarounds and just accept their patheticness/obliviousness

i want to settle down with someone who is trying just as hard as me to be the best person they can be, and to be as respectful and kind and thoughtful to me and to others as they can

and the popular notion is that men like….can’t do that???

which i understand is gender stereotyping

but if this chart is just celebrated as smart, if the dude this is designed around isn’t an exception

then i’m staying the fuck away from men as anything more than sex buddies ‘cuz i don’t wanna be my partner’s mommy, that sounds totally unappealing to me

liked and reblogged only for comments b/c fuck this “men should be rewarded for things women ‘have’ to do” bullshit. if that’s being hetero, i’m out.

isnt this what they fucking do in elementary schools or?

THANK YOU THIS IS WHY NEVER

Men are children. That is what this chart tells me.

(via asgardreid)

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puta-del-infierno:

the-original-dtwps:

fajazo:

areyouwritingthisalldown:

untanglingunraveling:

sweetflattery:

ckings:

this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha

amazing

this i think is one of the main reasons i don’t see myself ever settling down long term with a dude

you have to deal with their weird perpetual child bullshit that everyone seems to just accept???

like there always seem to be magazine features or scenes on tv shows of wives complaining about all the dumb shit their husbands do, and the workarounds they’ve come up with

i don’t want to complain about my life partner like that

i don’t want to have to come up with workarounds and just accept their patheticness/obliviousness

i want to settle down with someone who is trying just as hard as me to be the best person they can be, and to be as respectful and kind and thoughtful to me and to others as they can

and the popular notion is that men like….can’t do that???

which i understand is gender stereotyping

but if this chart is just celebrated as smart, if the dude this is designed around isn’t an exception

then i’m staying the fuck away from men as anything more than sex buddies ‘cuz i don’t wanna be my partner’s mommy, that sounds totally unappealing to me

liked and reblogged only for comments b/c fuck this “men should be rewarded for things women ‘have’ to do” bullshit. if that’s being hetero, i’m out.

isnt this what they fucking do in elementary schools or?

THANK YOU THIS IS WHY NEVER

Men are children. That is what this chart tells me.

(via asgardreid)